[Yuri's expression says it all: please don't tell them that that's what's happening. The picture is nice though, and Makkachin is, of course, adorable. In other circumstances he might have been able to appreciate the image as a whole.]

I don't think I'm going to want to talk to anyone from the news after all this. They already covered my biggest failure of my career. They'd probably call it pitiful that you took me home blackout drunk.